Hurt & Heal: Deus Mortuus

Hurt and Heal is a simple game. The rules are as follows:

1] Each post must contain a copy-paste of the last rankings. These rankings will be anywhere from 5 to 15 characters in a specific "grouping" on the site. For instance, we'll start with Archdemons.

2] Each character starts with 10 points of health.

3] Each user must "Hurt" to inflict 2 points of damage, and "Heal" to redeem 1. If they wish, they may split this 2 over 2 characters. All points must be accounted for in each post.

4] The point changes must be bracketed.

5] Only one post per user per day. Yes, this means you can post at midnight.

6] After a character is reduced to 0 points, they are "dead" and must be removed from the rankings. When all characters bar one are dead, that character in question is considered the "winner", is given a reward of five points, and the user that struck the final blow comes up with the new rankings.

7] Users that play a character in the rankings may neither hurt nor heal that specific character. Otherwise, this will call for disqualification.

TO BEGIN:

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15
Ba'al, the Original King - 15
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 15
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 15
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 15

MY POST:

Lucifer hurts Asmodeus for sleeping with his fallen angel chicks. Alongside this, he heals Moloch, for just being a bro.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 13 (-2)
Ba'al, the Original King - 15
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 15
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 15
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 16 - (+1)

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 13
Ba'al, the Original King - 15
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 16 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 15
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 14 (-2)

Legion takes a chomp out of Belphegor just to see what he tastes like, then decides to share his impromptu meal with It's bud Mammon

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 13
Ba'al, the Original King - 15
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 15
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 15
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 13(-2)
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16(+1)
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

Kraith, as a living soccer ball, is eaten by Beelzebub, but poor Beelzy chokes, and nobody wants to give him the Heimlick. (Poor guy) Meanwhile, Moloch heals Belial with a magical brofist and brawsomeness.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 13
Ba'al, the Original King - 15
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 13 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 13
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

Ba'al feeds Moloch some yellow snow, just to mess with him. Asmodeus almost takes a bite out of it herself, but he manages to stop her from doing so.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14 (+1)
Ba'al, the Original King - 15
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 13
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 13
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 12 (-2)

Lucifer, in his great boredom, prods Beelzebub with a pointy stick to witness his reaction (it is glorious). Alternatively, as part of his schemes, he heals Belphegor. Somehow.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 15
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 11 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14 (+1)
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 12

Lisa ignores Ba'al and harms his pride (-2) and heals Moloch unintentionally by forgetting her ice cream in his room(+1). (Don't ask, just believe)

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 13 (-2)
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 11
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 13 (+1)

The Rev sees the way Asmodeus be eying his daughter, and/or son. HOLY WATAH PEEYIMP SLAP! Moloch brings ice cream to the Mammon's bastion, and plays with da puppehs, which somehow HEAAAAAAALS.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 12 (-2)
Ba'al, the Original King - 13
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 11
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17 (+1)
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Lucifer continues to prod Beelzebub with a pointy stick. He also gives Belial a new sword to see what he does with it (he kills people).

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 12
Ba'al, the Original King - 13
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 9 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 17 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Legions tired of Beelzebub eating all his snacks so he smacks him one thousand smacks. Moloch on the other hand looks famished so It shares whats left!

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 12
Ba'al, the Original King - 13
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 7 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 17
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 14 (+1)

Ba'al's best wine was drunken by Beelzebub, so he gets hit over the head with a golden wine bottle. He decides to "entertain" Asmodeus some while recovering his wine stocks in the meantime.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 13 (+1)
Ba'al, the Original King - 13
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 5 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 17 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

Lucrum kicks Ba'al and Beelzebub in the nads and runs off to have a threeway with Asmodeus.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14 (+1)
Ba'al, the Original King - 12 (-1)
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 4 (-1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 17
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 15
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

Clumsy Ana tripped while running with scissors (Foreshame!) and accidentally stabs Legion in the toe. On the other hand, she offers a sacrifice to Belial, because PRAISE THE SUN.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 12
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 4
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 18 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 13 (-2)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

Keldaos fires a ball of fire at Belial just for the hell of it. He then heals Moloch because ICE CREAM! :D

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 12
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 4
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16 (-2)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 13
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 15 (+1)

Moloch tells Belphegor a happy beddy-bye-tiem storeh, and heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaals him. But he accidentally sits on the poor Squishies...

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 12
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 4
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15 (+1)
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 11 (-2)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 15

To troll, Lucifer heals Beelzebub in spite of his earlier proddings, and deals a swift left hook to Moloch.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 12
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 5 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 11
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 13 (-2)

SKRAW PECKS BA'AL IN THE EYE, AND PROMPTLY RUNS BACK HOME TO TELL LEGION OF THIS NEW DISCOVERY HE MADE. 8D

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 10 (-2)
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 5
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 15
Legion, the Lost Host - 12 (+1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Legions possesses ALL of Levi's fish because in Its eyes she obviously needs to go on a diet(*Cough*giantdragon*cough*) and invites Ba'al to a fish fry!

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 11 (+1)
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 5
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 13 (-2)
Legion, the Lost Host - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 17
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Lucifer pops a cap in Legion's ass and continues as usual. Meanwhile, he heals Mammon because hey why not.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 11
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 5
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 13
Legion, the Lost Host - 10 (-2)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 18 (+1)
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Ba'al drags Beelzebub into crushing debt in order to fuel their need for copius amounts of food. He then uses that money to pay for Legion's dissociative identity disorder therapy sessions.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 11
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 3 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 13
Legion, the Lost Host - 11 (+1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 18
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Lucrum offers Beelzebub a job now that he's broke, just to con him and leave him for dead by the end of it. He then takes his earnings from the endeavor and gives them to Ba'al in exchange for him to make sure the ordeal stays hush-hush.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 12 (+1)
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 1 (-2) [FINISH HIM]
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 13
Legion, the Lost Host - 11
Mammon, the Corrupter - 18
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Lucifer pimp slaps Ba'al for being a douche and gives Beelzebub a cookie. Or, more accurately, a box of cookies. Greedy fucker.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 10 (-2)
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 2 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 16
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 13
Legion, the Lost Host - 11
Mammon, the Corrupter - 18
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

The Rev trips over his chainsaw, and accidentally flings a home-cooked breakfast for ten ("Hey, that was my afternoon snack! D:") into Beelzy's mouth. Moloch then goes to brofist Belial, but being the massive beast-thing he is, he ends up falling on the poor guy instead.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 10
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 3 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14 (-2)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 13
Legion, the Lost Host - 11
Mammon, the Corrupter - 18
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 10
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - 1 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 13
Legion, the Lost Host - 11
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16(-2)
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

Lucrum comes back to finish off Beelzebub, giving his corpse to Legion for ABSORBING. Then while he's leaving he steals some of Legion's books, thus nullifying the heal.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 10
Beelzebub, the Gluttonous - x_x (-1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 13
Legion, the Lost Host - 11 (+1) (-1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 13