Mr. Black, I don't ever joke {WIP}

NAME:
There is not document... or memory of what Mr. Black's real name was, though he has oodles of aliases to make up for it.

Mr. Black,Agent Mulder(Or Scully), Mr/Agent Dylan, Mr/Agent. Tall, Mr/Agent Dread, Mr/Agent Winchester... First name Dean, Mr/Agent Coke, Mr/Agent Wakko, Mr/Agent Ford, Mr/Agent Floyd

AGE:
Enter your age here. Templars are typically over 20 and usually have extensive field experience.

GENDER:
Male

NATIONALITY:
Definitely white, though, not much more is clear

BIRTHPLACE:
Claims to have been raised by Dingos in the Australian Outback.

BIRTHDATE:
Maybe Sidney?

PICTURE:

Spoiler:

PERSONAL DETAILS

DESCRIPTION:
A 150 word description of what your character looks like. Also add for wardrobe changes whilst in Inferis.

PERSONALITY:
A 250 word description of how your character acts towards other characters and how they think.

HISTORY:
A 350 word description of how your character’s come up to this point. Include their opinion of the Templar hierarchy, perhaps any favouritism shown. It’s IMPERATIVE that you consider that ALL Templar agents that serve as ACTIVE FIELD AGENTS –MUST- have some field history with combat, typically extensive. Cherrypicked from intelligence agencies and special forces cabals.


SKILLS:
-Perfect Liar.
-Master of disguise.
-Master of most forms of M=hand to hand combat, except Judo, Judo is for pussies.
-Excellent marksman.
-Proficient hacker.
-Highly persuasive.
-Great at improvisation.
-Works in perfect sync with Mr. White.
-Tantric sex.
-Interrogation.
-Olympic sprinter. Allegedly.
-Holding his alcohol.
-Making and setting explosives.
-Captain Pipe Bomb, official title.
-Grandmaster of the sword-chucks.

WEAKNESSES:
-Pathological Liar
-Big ass spiders
-Believes his own lies.
-Is often very sarcastic.
-Doesn't know Judo.
-Can't drink enough Poweraid.
-Refers to people of darker skin colors as "Brown fellas."
-Delusional.
-Can be highly aggressive for no reason.
-Can be highly passive for no reason.
-Sexy girlies.
-Angler fish.
-Pop culture.

COLOURS:
List and colour appropriately an example of your character’s speech. This should be recognised as “your” character’s speech. If they speak multiple languages, or possess different forms (i.e. demon and mortal), then feel free to colour them differently. Also, if it’s a hex code you use, give us them – otherwise, just the colour in brackets. Remember to include this in your signature!

TRIVIA:

- Knows that 9/11 was an inside job
- Claims to have fathered himself
- Doesn't believe in ghosts
- Punched out Sadam hussain for being quote" An uppity bitch."
- Is believed to be the paramour to the Princess of of a small African country.
- Mr. White and Mr. Black have only worked against each other once... They are still making up for the first Gulf war.
- Joined the North Korean Army to quote: "See what all the hype was."
- Was the REAL second shooter on the grassy knoll.
- Put an end to the mole people conspiracy by going in the subway tunnels and returning with the head of their king. Allegedly.
- Has demon proof skin. Allegedly.
- When questioned about the nature of his work he responded with, quote: "Have you ever seen starsky and Hutch? yeah? Well, it's like that but ix it with Lost, Alias, The Simpsons, Stargate SG-1, and Leathal Weapon 3. Only with more sitting around doing nothing."
- Claims the title Grand Galactic Inquisitor.
- Has banged: Cher, Amy Lee, Emma Stone, Lucy Lu, and Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi
- Is wicked man pretty.
- Taught Mike Tyson how to throw a hook. Allegedly.
- Favorite Food *REDACTED*
- Favorite music *REDACTED*
- Favorite color *REDACTED*
- Favorite type of woman *REDACTED*
- Favorite drink scotch.
- Likes to wear an eye patch to quote: "Give the poor devils a chance."
- Is too sexy for his shirt.
- Found Waldo
- Thinks contact lenses are evil.
- Has made sweet love to the Lady of the Lake. Allegedly.
- Graduated from the School of Hard Knocks, with high honors.
- Always gets the job done.
- Is the Nightbringer. Allegedly.
- Was Deepthroat. Allegedly.
- Always calls dibs on bad cop.
- Owns a golden fiddle, claims to have won from the Devil.
- Thinks penguins are quote: "Hella tight bro!"
- Is known in Japan as the Ogre of Fear.
- Once dyed his skin. He changed it back after it got itchy.
- Grappled a giant squid. Allegedly.
- Is the real Macoy.
- Knows exactly where in the world Matt Lauer is.
- Can see the future. Allegedly.
- Has never lost a staring contest.
- Drank the sea, which one is still unclear.
- When asked about the Alias of Agent Mulder he was quoted saying, "I want to believe."
- Got Charlie Sheen hooked on cocaine.
- Got Charlie off cocaine when he saw that he was winning too much.
- The entire James Bond series is based off a single weekend following Mr. Black. the story was broken up into many books and movies to make it seem more realistic.
- 8 is his least favorite number.
- Ma or may not be the Dragonborn.
- Has a seventh sense about heretics, his sixth sense is feeling when squirrels are afraid.
- Marks race as: Other, Badass.
- Is sterile. Allegedly.
- Died once, beat death at chess and he let him go. Allegedly.
- There is only one recorded document of an interview with Mr. Black. All other accounts are just rumors.
- Is keeping Fidel Castro alive.
- May be Scottish royalty. Is still waiting for the one true king.
- Is an honorary Rider of Rohan.
- Has possession of the Arc of the Covenant, quote: "Keeping it away from those damned Nazis."
- Has his own Trivial Pursuit game theme. The game is classified.
- Can see in SONAR. Allegedly.
- Kicked the Moon.
- Black and White have a combined kill count higher than every other Templar combined.
- Always sticks it to The Man, always.
- Is waiting on the immortality project to come through.
- Quote: "I really wanna get some hot alien sex going on. It's 20*REDACTED* why don't we have hot aliens yet?"
- Is bringing zeppelins back. Yep, those other balloon ships don't know how to act.
- Had a short run in porn. As a director.
- Has named everything he can.
- Thinks the Italians ruined just about everything they touched.
- Loves Asian *REDACTED*
- Let the dogs out. Allegedly.

USER DETAILS

ALIAS:
What you go by around these parts.

OTHER CHARACTERS:
List ‘em.

ROLEPLAY HISTORY:
How long have you been roleplaying for?

FACECLAIM:

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CUSTOM RANK:
Intergalactic Super Inquisitor

Archive date is the 20th May.

Archiving due to Dread's inactivity, PM for retrieval.