Nicky's Array of Tentatively Useless Crap {WIP}

NAME:
- A Little Piece of Belfast
- Nancy's Hot Kiss
- Envy of the Championship

TYPE:
- Beer bottles
- Cigarettes
- Pool cue

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DESCRIPTION:
- For drinking typically, however should one find themselves in the situation that they are threatened by a beefy lad in a skirmish during happy hour down the local, Nicky ALWAYS carries beer bottles on him. Typically full of that amber nectar; however, he'll usually swig the lot of it, then smash the remaining container over some poor sod's head. Simple, yet effective! Also utilised for intimidation purposes when smashed on the counter; and even a potential shiv when broken in two.

- Kids, there is nothing like waking up in the morning feeling groggy as living fuck and stepping into the garden in your dressing gown and boxers, lighting up and just standing there with a smoke. However, there's also nothing like the same situation twelve hours later, and then some unruly twat barges into you, so, eye for an eye, you have to stub your cigarette out on your face. Nicky carries pack upon pack of what are typically Marlboro Reds, and will not hesitate to utilise them en masse as weaponry, or even effectively as a method of improvised torture. And who said nothing good ever came out of Belfast?

- Whilst perfectly good for knocking balls around a felt table in a chummy manner, a pool cue also has another versatile use: walloping some silly wanker around the back, midsection, face, or other assorted area with it. Both the thin and and the fat end work as handles and/or for clubbing, so it's increasingly versatile, and can be used with a degree of subtlety. Also used for proving Nicky's god-tier pool skills. Which are, arguably, non-existent.

Archive date is July 10th.