The Most Swagtastic Equipment

NAME:
- DaBass
- Non-Flaming Sword of Almost-Uselessness

TYPE:
- Electric Bass
- Sword that isn't on Fire.

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DESCRIPTION:
- DaBass is a sexy electric bass guitar. It is sexy because it is sexy, but in that way that only electric bass guitars can be sexy. 'Nuff said. It has four strings, and they are all made of frozen angel tears. The guitar is rainbow-themed, and has more swag in its lowest fret than you have in your entire species. Also 'Nuff said. Most of this is bullcrap, and it's really just a very swagtastic electric bass, however. With a built-in amp, because amps are stupid and bulky. 'NUFF. SAID.

- The Non-Flaming Sword of Almost-Uselessness, as it is legitimately named, is a beautiful sword, and it is rainbow-colored to match her guitar and mortal form, both of which are incredibly swagtastic. It is also very ornately designed, with three sets of wings on the hilt, one of which forms a crossguard of GOLDEN ANGEL WINGS. The blade is very serrated, and sharp, and probably is so. It is made of [REDACTED] and is entirely chocolate syrup stain-proof. True story. Otherwise, it has the properties of a regular sword. One that isn't on fire, that is.