Searuhæbbend (WIP)

NAME:
Searuhæbbend Gydig Wédenheort

AGE:
27

GENDER:
Male

NATIONALITY:
Cockaigne

BIRTHPLACE:
Latheron, Gallaigh

BIRTHDATE:
November 5, 1984

PICTURE:

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PERSONAL DETAILS

DESCRIPTION:
Searuhæbbend's thickset corpus is at least two and a quarter scots ell in stature, and one ell in girth ambit. Portly and chiseled, his avoirdupois measures about two quarter sacks. It is said that he can lug a cartload of lead for two furlongs before succumbing to torpor. Searuhæbbend's cranium is hardened and bald, anointed with abramelin oil every morning. His face sports a craggy, weather-beaten complexion and a magnificent black beard three span in length. When the beard was first cut, the hair weighed a total of ninety shekels. On his chest and back are two impressive sheets of body hair, each weighing in at twenty shekels. Under his arms are two ques one and a half span in length, each fourteen shekels in weight. Near the nether regions rests a weave of follicles so masculine that when it was grown the deities and ghosts cried, and the sky rained millet. The divine mat weighs seven hundredweight, and is polished to a blinding sheen. Each morning it is infused with the aroma of frankincense and myrrh, then combed with a silver implement dipped in olive oil. His considerable gonads are said to be as hard as steel and to weigh about five clove each. Searuhæbbend's usual undergarments consist of a leather double-stitched breechcloth with titanium rivets, lined on the inside with state of the art carbon nanotube wicking for maximum comfort and impact/thermal protection. The total weight of this piece is only six dram. Over this breechcloth he wears a skintight, bullet-resistant, carbon nanotube body suit, cut at the neck. The clothing Searuhæbbend wears over these items differs from office to battlefield. When in the office, he wears on his legs a pair of paned galligaskins bombasted at the waist, colored a garish pink. Over his torso he wears a plain beige jack of plate, made of Kevlar sewn with titanium carbide plates. This piece weighs about fifteen pounds Hapsburg. On his hands are a pair of white gentlemanly gloves concealing a number of Templar communications gear. Covering his lower legs are exquisite neon green silk stockings. Searuhæbbend's feet are protected by waraji made of myouga stalks. Fitting his neck is a carbon nanotube gorget of a custom tartan pattern. The warp and weft are woven at precisely ninety degrees, with the twill having the weft going two over and under the warp, advancing one thread each pass. The tartan is completely yellow in color. Upon his head sits a Kilmarnock bonnet woven from lovat green wool, slightly tilted to the right. The Templar symbol is affixed to a black grosgrain ribbon cockade on the left, doubling as a concealed shuriken. The crown center sports a bright red yarn toorie, and a diced band of red and white check lines the rim of the bonnet. During battles on Earth and in Inferis, Searuhæbbend wears a carbon nanotube cowl to go along with his body suit, along with TACHUD contact lenses capable of a variety of applications. Gone are the vociferous vestments of the office, for now a full suit of high tech medieval armor gains usage. On top of his body suit he dons a shock absorbing layer of hydrostatic gel, able to help him withstand the forces of atmospheric reentry without fatal injury. Above this is a hauberk made of pure silver butted links weighing seven stone. His headgear consists of a silver plated titanium carbide hounskull, visor hinged by fluted rondels. Underneath the visor is a silver plated vanadium steel falling buffe lined with life support systems, completing the vacuum seal of the armor. Attached by Inconel 625 rivets to the helmet edge is a dense vandyked camail in a ten gauge riveted pattern, made of the same material as the hounskull. The total weight of the headgear measures a fotmal. On Searuhæbbend's torso is a silver plated 5Cr-Mo-V cuirass with a fluted plackart made of pure silver and adorned with crucifixes. Attached are the culet and faulds, both riveted with Inconel 625 and of the same material as the cuirass. The total weight of the torso armor measures a wool sack. Protecting the shoulders and arms are winged pauldrons, besagues, splint rerebraces, articulated couters, vambraces, and spiked gauntlets, all made of silver plated 5Cr-Mo-V. In all these arm pieces weigh one hundredweight. On the legs there are silver plated titanium carbide tassets going to the knees in the style of almain rivets, with Inconel 625 rivets. Above is a set of cuisses made of gilt silver plated 5Cr-Mo-V and riveted with Inconel 625. Attached to the cuisses are a pair of poleyns made of Inconel 625. Over the lower legs are schynbalds of silver plated 5Cr-Mo-V and chausses of the same style as the camail. Over the feet are a pair of sabaton five span long made of silver plated titanium carbide. The combined weight of the leg armor weighs half a cartload of lead. Searuhæbbend's preferred weapons are always found on his person, attached in Kevlar scabbards. Nicknamed the Crusher of Gonads, his primary weapon is a ten span double-ended staff club weighing two-hundred gongjin made of silver plated lead carbide. His secondary weapon is a silver plated 5Cr-Mo-V bladed emasculator, nicknamed the Sickle of Celibacy and weighing twenty gongjin.

PERSONALITY:
Searuhæbbend can be described as insane, but his true motives are shrouded in mystique. His jumbled gibbering does not lend to a reliable reading of psyche. One can surmise he is obsessed over gonads because of his extensive collection, mortal and demon alike. He cares not for the Templars, but for their resources to fulfill his dream of collecting all the demonic gonads. He does not appear to have any sexual drive at all, instead preferring to cut out reproductive organs. Searuhæbbend has a penchant for speaking in barely intelligible gibberish, making communication with his lackeys difficult. An important figure in the Templar order through his father, he is accustomed to getting whatever he wants. The gonads of Demon Hunters are appealing to him, due to their unique genetic background. He is willing to exterminate entire families to get his hands on unique gonads. Ritualists' reproductive organs are quite useful for his studies of demonic possesion, and the gonads of actual demons are his favorite. He engages in self-deleterious behavior, not caring for his own life as he curses the names of demons in order to castrate them. Other than collecting testicles and eggs, he does not interact with society, preferring to listen to classical music. Music is linked to his entrapment in a Templar archive, where he spent his childhood reading books on language and listening to a broken classical vinyl. He does not fear demonic presence, due to his childhood spent in the Templar archive with loose demonic experiments. The entirety of Searuhæbbend's persona can be summed up in one of his rare comprehensible statements, "The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

HISTORY:
A 350 word description of how your character’s come up to this point. Include their opinion of the Templar hierarchy, perhaps any favouritism shown. It’s IMPERATIVE that you consider that ALL Templar agents that serve as ACTIVE FIELD AGENTS –MUST- have some field history with combat, typically extensive. Cherrypicked from intelligence agencies and special forces cabals.


SKILLS:
Summer Son - The pure light of the heavens shines in this man's every movement. (Due to his glorious pubic hair/No combat effects)
Protected by the Spirits - "I am protected. I will always be protected." (Due to his glorious pubic hair/Plots of assassination will fail due to circumstance)
Suspicious of All - "Strangers should be doubted. Friends are for the weak." (Due to his insanity/Never falls into traps while in the calm)
Bloodthirsty - "Kill them all, and tomorrow will be better!" (Due to his insanity/Instills fear into most mortals)
Night Fighter - Darkness holds no terrors. (Due to his entrapment/Immune to common phobias)
Cultured Demon Predator - "Please, tell me more about your hatred of the archdemons." (Due to his extensive demonic knowledge/Can empathize with and befriend demons)
Linguist - G'tayye mayt falph. (Due to his extensive linguistic knowledge/Can flawlessly replicate any accent to blend in with the area)
Gynandrodemonologist - "Open wide!" (Due to his obsession with gonads/Knows the reproductive anatomy of male and female, mortal and demon)
Skullcrusher - A skull for a skull. (Due to his melee preference/Master of heavy melee weaponry)
Emasculator - He knows his way around that tool. (Due to his obsession with gonads/Master of using an emasculator for a weapon)
Templar Standard Training - Everything you need to know to be efficient. (Due to his birth into the Templars/Proficiency in firearms, close quarters weapons, and unarmed combat)

WEAKNESSES:
Pact of Glory - The spirits are displeased. (If pubic hair is shaved completely/Loss of Summer Son and Protected by the Spirits skills until it grows back)
Foolhardy - "I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!" (Due to his high rank/Prone to entering traps when in combat)
Casually Brutal - He relishes the chance to punish. (Due to his insanity/Any mortal minions or followers will grow gradually discontent)
Entranced - "ACH PHFALFT! STOP THE MUSIC!" (Due to his entrapment/If Shostakovich's 8th Symphony is played backwards transposed onto dissonant chords, and every chord is spelled out, he will collapse in agony)
Honorary Demon - No. No. No. (Due to his empathy with demons/Negotiations with mortals are quite difficult)
Likes his Food - This man seldom misses a meal, whether invited or not. (Due to his high rank/Often delays operations for a meal)
Infamous Doctor - "Oh fringles, where did I put that heart?" (Due to his unethical experiments/Not experienced in healing surgery)
Enjoys a Drink - "My bottle is still ready, what else matters?" (Due to his insanity/Occasionally drunk)
Blacklist - The grandmaster is after his head. (Due to his disloyalty/Encounters significant Templar resistance on his operations)

COLOURS:
----------Mixtures----------
Unintelligible Mixture of Languages (white)
Barely Intelligible Mixture of Earth Languages (azure)
Barely Intelligible Mixture of Inferis Languages (beige)
----------Earth----------
Middle English (blue)
Old English (brown)
Cockney English (grey)
Welsh English (darkgrey)
Welsh (lightblue)
Scottish English (green)
Scottish Gaelic (darkgreen)
Irish Gaelic (lightgreen)
Norn (yellow)
Breton (orange)
Cornish (darkorange)
Latin (purple)
----------Inferis----------
Common Infernal Dialect (red) -Common Eldritch/Demonic, incapable of causing weeping when spoken by a mortal
Spirelands Infernal Dialect (maroon) -High Eldritch used in the Spirelands
Undercroft Infernal Dialect (saddlebrown) -High Eldritch used in the Undercroft, with negligible deviation from Spirelands
Regal Necropolis Infernal Dialect (peru) -Low Eldritch used by filthy lesser demons in the Necropolis
Dreugh Gallain (burlywood) -Lesser demon language in use around the Necropolis
Rúkima (darkkhaki) -Lesser demon language in use around the Darkroot Domain
Impish (khaki) -Simple barks and squeaks used by feral demons and imps

TRIVIA:

- He downed fourteen pounds of haggis in one sitting.
- Obsessed with gonads and castration.
- He has castrated at least two Paladins.
- He has no qualms of betraying the Templars.
- To demons he gives no quarter.
- Prone to mixing up languages.
- He is insane due to classical music.

USER DETAILS

ALIAS:
Searuhæbbend the Celibate, Chamberlain of Chaste, Grand Purveyor of Vasectomy, The Ninth Neuterer, Bane of Buxom Women

OTHER CHARACTERS:
Outwith phfalft bespoke?

ROLEPLAY HISTORY:
Nary a fortnight

FACECLAIM:

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CUSTOM RANK:
Grand Purveyor of Vasectomy

Archive date is May 22nd.

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